bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

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When my summer body has officially peaced out for the colder months

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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mevalemaiz:

Rosita, chocolate o blanca?

mevalemaiz:

Rosita, chocolate o blanca?

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suctioning:

suctioning:

Whys it called the Milky Way?
(Not a pun, need real answers)

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thank

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a friendly reminder

beahbeah:

marfmellow:

that calling women of color exotic is

  • fucking racist
  • dehumanizing
  • othering
  • and not a fucking compliment

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(x)

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aber-flyingtiger:

Then introduce a deadly disease to their family

aber-flyingtiger:

Then introduce a deadly disease to their family

(Source: memecollection, via itsnotmydesign)

confusinguser:

So I was really mad at my group for not working on our ethics group project and I worried about my grade did all of it. Since I am not a jerk I did not want to copy all that I typed and put it in my own doc and not share. Instead I left them a secret message by turning the font white except for my secret message “TO READ HIGHLIGHT LOVE ANTHONY” It gave someone a heart attack.

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teddvaltman:

poopflow:

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

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littlejesseryan:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

littlejesseryan:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

(Source: sofapizza, via 123-its-just-me)